KABONK

This was last week so I've forgotten most of the details, but the end was interesting. I was part of a fantasy dungeon-exploring group (major D&D references throughout) and I remember there being a female ranger in the party who somehow managed to "steal" a rogue ability temporarily. Don't remember what the ability was. Go me. Anyways, we finished whatever the heck it was we were doing, ran from incoming enemies, and took an elevator system back up to the surface. The only problem with that was that it actually only went up into the first layer of an orc castle stronghold inside a cave-town.

As we're in the main large room by the entrance (technically exit for us) to the castle, the ranger (who is now male and quite possibly a Drizzt ripoff because he had a large black panther-like pet) decided that his destiny lay in the castle somewheres and it was time to part paths. Aright man, 'tis cool. (Seriously, I have no idea what I'm on right now, oh right, it's called "lack of sleep.") He goes off on his way and I'm not really sure WHAT I am at this point but quite possibly a dwarf fighter. Possibly male. The part I do remember is catching the two guards in the castle entrance by surprise, being as they were watching for people approaching the castle.

I ran up fast behind the guard on the left and slammed my weapon (whatever it was, big heavy thing) onto the guard's head. Hence the title of this dream. I remember kicking the other guard straight into the wall he was by. Then my party and I are booking it through the streets of this cave-town and we see an inn nearby. Somebody wants to stop for a drink. I'm thinking, "I wonder if we're far enough ahead that anybody trying to find us will just give up... or look for us somewhere else... or something. Mmmbeer." Yeah. Definitely had to be a dwarf.

Then I woke up.