That is not a Miss Nanny

(from a chat transcript because I don't have the braincells to rewrite it, have forgotten a lot of details, and will utterly forget if it doesn't get copy-pasta'd now; also, both robot references are from the Fallout game(s) universe)


I had this really weird dream the other night, that I was some random girl with two guys and another girl, and we were up in sort of a two or three level apartment building and I forget what we had been doing but we were like "what should we do now?" and they were suggesting various things and then one of the guys pops up with "or we could go to a mall and steal stuff! :D "

and I was like "uhhhhh no that's not cool, not cool at all" and the other guy was staring at him like o____o and I looked at the other girl to see what she thought of the whole thing and she had this look like "wtf no :| "

and for some reason shortly thereafter I was looking out a window and saw what my brain said was a Miss Nanny but was actually the head and upper torso of someone you might expect to be stuck in a disability scooter for life, but the actual scooter and/or her lower body was the lower half of a sentry bot

and I was like "well guys I'm gonna go downstairs, that Miss Nanny looks like she needs help" (and she did, rolling around the parking lot outside looking mildly distressed)

and I think at that point we were all trying to bail away from mister lets-steal-stuff

I did manage to get downstairs and start talking to "Miss Nanny" but from that point on it made even less sense and I think I woke up before I figured out what she wanted XD